Simon's guidelines to being fat

1. Sit infront of study material and chant 'peach, ice cream and M&Ms'. 

2. Causally say: I thought you wanted to make nutella bread? And proceed with a: I want thick thick nutella. 

3. 'We go exercise later' but never happens. 

4. 'I can eat some ramen if you can't finish' and 'this is good'. Followed by 'I think I'll have one packet too'. 

5. 'But I'm tired' when asked to exercise. 

Getting fat. But will get back in shape once im gone because no more fattening food and more time to exercise:) nice tummy anyway. Haha.